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Mom Bod T-Shirt
Espresso / M
From $34.99
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Mom Bod T-Shirt
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Premium Everyday Comfort
100% Ring Spun Cotton - Softer, stronger, and more durable than standard cotton. Pre-shrunk for a consistent fit wash after wash.
Breathable Fabric - Lightweight 4.5 oz fabric keeps you comfortable from morning to night.
True-to-Size Unisex Fit - Relaxed, comfortable silhouette that fits most body types with ease.
Built to Last
Reinforced Durability - Double-needle stitching at shoulder, armhole, neck, waistband, and sleeves stands up to repeated wear.
Seamless Collar - Quarter-turned construction eliminates center crease and maintains shape over time.
Tear-Away Label - Easy-to-remove label provides tagless comfort without residue.
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30-Day Money Back Guarantee - Love your tee or your money back.
Printed in the USA - All USA orders are printed and shipped from the USA.
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Built Better Than Your Pelvic Floor
Meet the tee that's about to replace half your wardrobe. It's printed on Comfort Colors 1717, the heavyweight, garment-dyed cotton moms already hoard. It feels broken in from the first wear. Relaxed fit with room for snacks, a bad attitude, and your "I'm not discussing it" face. It gets softer with every wash and holds up after years of laundry day. Your pelvic floor could never. Fair warning: someone in your house will try to steal it. Defend it like the last hidden snack.
No Glitter. No Bullsh*t. No Chill.
Other mom brands want you blessed, grateful, and covered in cursive. We focus on the moms who are tired, thirsty, and one bad pickup line away from a full feral meltdown. No wine glass clip art. No "live, laugh, lactate" garbage. Our jokes are filthy, and they're about YOU: your dry spell, your 8:30 bedtime, your vibrator at 2% battery. Never your kids. We roast the chaos, never the child. This isn't a shop, it's a club. So welcome home.
We Finish On Time. Unlike Him.
Every tee is made just for you, and we only print after you order, so nothing sits in a warehouse collecting dust. That's your sex life's job. Every design is original to this club, so you won't spot yours on 400 other shops. Got a sizing question, a shipping question, or just need to bitch about bedtime? A real member of the Club will answer, usually within 24 to 48 hours. If something's off with your order, email us with a photo and we'll make it right. Zero judgment, maximum filth. Cuss in the group chat, eat the candy in the pantry, fake a headache. You belong here.
FAQs
Where are you located?
We're a US-based company, and every order is printed right here in the USA — our print partners are in Florida and Texas.
Do you ship internationally?
Not yet — right now we ship within the United States only, and we're working on reaching more countries soon. Check our shipping policy for rates and delivery times.
Will I get a tracking number for my order?
Yes! As soon as your order ships, we'll email you a tracking number so you can follow your package all the way to your door.
What materials are your products made of?
We use high-quality fabrics that feel soft on the skin and hold up wash after wash. Exact materials vary by item — you'll find the full details on each product page.